Drinker with a Riding Problem: Mondays...

after another Dysfunctional Family weekend (my Family visiting for the Kids B-Day) I'm kinda glad Monday is here...

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Side Effects May Include...nausea, vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, halitosis, lung cancer, mental retardation, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep loss, internal bleeding, internal combustion, a sudden craving to sniff your carpet, an addiction to cocaine, heroin, PCP, speed and Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, acne, watching Chachi In Charge (and enjoying it), regular PMS, making Jesus cry, the inability to use proper english in an online environment, homosexuality, AIDS, an urge to stab your spouse, inability to breathe oxygen, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends, migraines, diabetes, deafness, and of course, the inability to speak properly, and erections lasting longer than four hours see a doctor .

Drinker with a Riding Problem

Monday, March 23, 2009

Mondays...

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