
well home again, home again! in the last month, 9 doctor's visits, 4 hospital visits, 3 surgeries, 1 CT scan, 1 extremely sore asshole.

My wife's theory is: that i am addicted to.....No not lortab or hydrocodone, but addicted to the care and pampering i receive from the Greenville Memorial Hospital staff... "want a heated blanket dear?" want some ginger ale?" Want some crushed ice? " Want something for the pain?" har dee har funny, funny babe.... it is true at home when i need something i usually hear a "Get it yourself". Really that is not true, my wife has been great throughout this whole ordeal... "thank you so much for putting up with my lame ass. "
Report from the Doctor is that everything is healing nice, and Monday have an appointment to tighten the seton (the string in my ass) can't imaging how much fun that's going to be. I do feel a whole lot better than i did a month ago.




4 comments:
Been reading the blog awhile...and this is my first comment. Kinda shitty, eh. Sorry for the bad pun.
I wish you all the best. I hope your procedures continue to go well and that you can resume normalcy once again.
Cheers! -Bill
Glad to read that you are finally feeling better. Hopefully on the mend for good.
Does pulling the string in your ass make you say funny quips like: "there's a snake in my boot!"
"Reach for the sky."
or
"You're my favorite deputy."
wv: acksions
sorry didn't want to waste the next wv: sibessin. Sounds cool, like a Siberian Assassin, a Sibessin.
See the next one was rhaphati and that's not cool at all. Completely waste worthy.
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