Drinker with a Riding Problem: And in a Flash, It's Gone

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Buybye Christmas Spirit

hello shitty crud in my nose and chest. Not really the way I wanted to ring in the New Year.

What's Playing: Postcards from Hell - The Wood Brothers

Surgeon Generals Warning

Side Effects May Include...nausea, vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, halitosis, lung cancer, mental retardation, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep loss, internal bleeding, internal combustion, a sudden craving to sniff your carpet, an addiction to cocaine, heroin, PCP, speed and Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, acne, watching Chachi In Charge (and enjoying it), regular PMS, making Jesus cry, the inability to use proper english in an online environment, homosexuality, AIDS, an urge to stab your spouse, inability to breathe oxygen, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends, migraines, diabetes, deafness, and of course, the inability to speak properly, and erections lasting longer than four hours see a doctor .

Drinker with a Riding Problem

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

And in a Flash, It's Gone

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